Review: Scorpio: The Heart To Help (Boys of the Zodiac #8) by Jamie Craig

A slow burn with instant chemistry.

3.5 out of 5 stars

Kindle Edition. 182 pages. Published October 30th 2010 by Amber Quill Press, LLC.

Blurb:

From the moment Colin Braugher meets millionaire Grady James, he has the other manโ€™s numberโ€”spoiled, obnoxious, and worst of all, fake. Every word out of Gradyโ€™s mouth is cheesy and insincere to Colinโ€™s ears, which is just as well, since Colin has reason to dislike the other man before he even arrives in Chicago. After years of being ignored by James Foundation, Grady is arriving to take over the small Heart to Help charity where Colin volunteers. Colin sees nothing but unwanted changes and self-aggrandizement in his beloved charityโ€™s future.

For his part, Grady wants only the best for his grandmotherโ€™s favorite charity. Confused by his cold reception, alone in a strange city, and fascinated by a man who seems to want nothing to do with him, Grady is at loose ends. Until Colin gives an inch, and Grady knows he can have so much more than that if Colin would only see the man he truly is…

Likes:

  • Lots of sex scenes that move the romance forward.
  • Grady isn’t a typical rich brat.
  • Grady felt very human.
  • Charities that deal with non attention grabbing illnesses.
  • Little bit of drama at the end.
  • Colin and Gwen’s friendship.

Dislikes:

  • Colin, in the beginning.
  • The initial attraction between the men.
  • Colin’s beard.
  • The lack of epilogue about the charity’s fundraiser.

This book is a slow burn on the romance but quick with the sex. Since I enjoy a well-crafted sex scene, I didn’t mind. Especially since all the sex scenes furthered the romance.

It’s the physical chemistry that initially draw the men together. Colin hates Grady before they even meet. I was expecting some sort of big reason for the intense hatred, but it’s basically because 1.) Grady’s dad is a rich asshole and Colin expects Grady to be the same way and 2.) Colin is worried that his best friend will get pushed out of her job now that Grady has shown up to work with the charity.

The second part of that worry is valid. I enjoyed Colin and Gwen’s friendship and it was clear that Gwen was great at her job. But the other part of Colin’s hatred for Grady felt both childish and moronic. Colin expected Grady to be this horrible monster, yet didn’t have any evidence to back it up. He even mentioned seeing a tabloid about Grady being gay, yet there was no mention of Grady getting into any of the kinds of trouble tabloids love to report about. Luckily, Colin grew on me. I would have liked to see him mature a little more by the end, but I was happy with the HFN ending.

Grady was the character I connected to right from the start. Yeah, he was rich, but he was very human. He loved the charity because it was his grandmother’s passion. He was lonely after moving to Chicago because he didn’t have friends there.

Aside from the physical attraction, I’m not sure why Grady continued to pursue Colin when it was clear that Colin hated his guts. Because of how friendless Grady was in Chicago, it felt a little like Colin latched onto the first cute gay guy he ran across. And as for cute, this is just a personal preference thing, but Colin’s beard bugged me. It’s been a while since I was in college, but I don’t remember a lot of guys having beards.

The little bit of drama at the end was nice. It gave Colin a chance to prove that he saw Grady for who he really was. I do wish the story about the charity’s fundraiser/play had been addressed. I assume it went on without a hitch, but I don’t know.

I’m glad I went ahead and read this book even though it’s technically part of a series. The books all seem completely unrelated to each other, and this is the one that caught my eye. Not sure if I’ll read the others, especially since the authors are different. But coming from an imprint I’ve never heard of before, this book was well written and well edited.

Review: Gingerbread Palace (Delectable #4) by E.M. Lynley

I learned my lesson from the last book and gave up at chapter 3.

1.5 out of 5 stars

Ebook. 130 pages.Published December 11th 2013 by Dreamspinner Press

Blurb:

A week before Christmas, Alex Bancroftโ€™s bakery goes up in flames. When he runs back inside after a dog, firefighter Kevin Flint has to rescue Alexโ€”and Quincyโ€”from the smoldering building, endangering them and inflaming Kevinโ€™s resentment.

Now Alex canโ€™t create the elaborate gingerbread house he donates to a foster-kids charity each year. Fire Station 7 again comes to his rescue, offering their kitchen and their manpower.

Everyone but Kevin Flint, that is. A third-generation firefighter, heโ€™s fearful of stepping too far out of the closet. So when his powerful physical attraction for Alex ends in a sizzling secret encounter in the firehouse, Kevin canโ€™t push Alex far enough away, and Alex returns the cold shoulder.

After a change of heart, Kevin risks his life to prove heโ€™s worthy of Alexโ€™s affection, but without a Christmas miracle, their chances at sweet romance might go up in smoke.

Like all Delectable stories, Gingerbread Palace includes recipes used in the book.

Likes:

  • Both men seem like interesting individuals.
  • How the firefighters offered to let Alex use their bakery.
  • The detailed explanation of how firefighters do their work.

Dislikes:

  • Alex and Kevin have no chemistry.
  • Alex didn’t need to run into the building.
  • The beginning lacks impact.
  • Alex’s responses to Kevin.

DNF at chapter 3.

I learned my lesson from the last book. When the sex scene happened and I wasn’t invested, I quit. Lynley’s writing style just doesn’t work for me.

Both Alex and Kevin were interesting characters with deep issues that affected their outlook on romance. Sadly, both men came off as assholes more than a few times. Alex knew Kevin was deeply closeted. Alex also knew he didn’t want to get involved with someone closeted. He then warns his employee about not outing Kevin, before apparently forgetting all that and taunting Kevin about being closeted, then sleeping with him.

I could have overlooked that if the men had any chemistry at all. They didn’t. They had lust, which is not the same.

Even their lust didn’t work for me. They acted like teenagers who literally couldn’t control themselves. There’s a line about Kevin’s body taking control. It was a major turn off for me, because the men didn’t like each other at all.

Like the last book, Alex and Kevin felt like they were being pushed hard by the author to get together. It was clunky, and in the race to the romance, what was forgotten was the chance for the reader to get to know and like the men. Preferably before they start acting like assholes to each other.

Alex running back into the building was stupid and unnecessary. The firefighters were there and the fire was mostly out. For Alex to rush in himself felt like nothing but a plot device. Maybe there is an explanation for his actions later in the book. This author does seem to like to hold back information. But that leaves me thinking Alex is an idiot, which is never a good first impression.

Speaking of first impressions, the beginning was underwheling. The story starts from Kevin’s point of view, and progresses without much tension or personal investment on his part. I appreciated the detail of how firefighters do their job, but I think Alex should have started the story, since it was his bakery that was on fire

With this flop, I’m officially giving up on the Delectable series. Many other people seemed to like the books, but a lot of the reviews are from six years ago. I’m going to assume the writing style is the problem for me, but it could be that the quality of gay romance has gone up significantly since 2013.


Be sure to check out the reviews for Brand New Flavor andย An Intoxicating Crush.

Review: An Intoxicating Crush (Delectable #3) by E.M. Lynley

Forced myself to finish it. Wish I’d DNE-ed it.

1.5 out of 5 stars

Ebook. First edition. 234 pages. Published July 10th 2013 by Dreamspinner Press

Blurb:

Simon Ford’s success is hard-won. He grew up in Napa and resents the rich people who have moved into the valley, changing the culture by opening boutique wineries and pricing the locals out of the market.

Austin Kelvin runs an award-winning winery his father started after making a fortune on Wall Street. He lives the posh lifestyle Simon resents but secretly longs to attain. However, Austin’s world isn’t as luxurious and privileged as it seems: he didnโ€™t inherit his fatherโ€™s business savvy, and his winery is going under.

When Simonโ€™s boss sends him to covertly scope out Kelvin Cellars for a possible takeover bid, Simon sees it as a step toward attaining his financial dreams. Until he falls hard for Austin. The feeling is mutual, but when Austin learns the real reason for Simon’s initial interest, he suspects Simonโ€™s seduction is merely a means to procure the winery at a bargain price. If thereโ€™s any hope of winning Austinโ€™s heart, Simon will have to risk it all to prove Austin is more than just an intoxicating crush.


Like all Delectable novels, this book includes the recipes used in the story.

Likes:

  • I was curious enough about the Austin/dad/winery/money situation to finish the book.
  • It got better at the end.
  • It was easy to skim.
  • Austin’s not a bad character.

Dislikes:

  • The box set is missing a book.
  • Simon is unlikeable.
  • I felt like I was being pushed to think of Simon and Austin as a couple instead of it happening naturally.
  • Never got into the relationship.
  • Lots of inconsistencies in the beginning.
  • Austin’s reason for not going to his dad for financial help is stupid.
  • Too much wine, winery, and business talk.
  • Too much sex.
  • Reason for the men’s problem is clichรฉ.
  • Ending was abrupt.

I feel like when a book gives off a bad first impression, it’s easier for the reader to see its faults. This is one of those books. I did finish it, after skimming about nine chapters, because there was one and only one thing I was curious about. And it ended up being dumb. I donโ€™t think this book was worth finishing.

The books opens with Austin worrying about his winery’s financial state. No explanation of why the winery was doing poorly was given, which made me wonder if Austin was an incompetent businessman. Eventually, the blame is shifted elsewhere, and I warmed up to Austin, who really is a hard worker.

It was the obvious hesitation Austin had about asking his wealthy father for money that ultimately made me finish the book. I was expecting some big reveal and a lot of drama, especially considering the reveal about Simon’s mom. But no. Austin didn’t ask because he has principles, aka too much pride to admit he failed.

Simon struck a bad cord with me right from the start. He’s literally the guy who wears a suit to work when everyone else, including his boss, is in business casual. He’s a former public school kid who wants to be rich. But he had a job driving a limo and saw firsthand how rich people could be assholes. So now he hates rich people, assuming they’re all the same.

With Simon, his assumptions about Austin are the biggest turn off. He knows next to nothing about Austin except that his dad made a lot of money on Wall Street. It’s one thing to dislike rich people because of how they use their money to buy influence and price out the locals. It’s another thing to assume that everyone who went to private school is a rich snob.

I could still probably have gotten into the romance if I didn’t feel like I was being pushed into it. With most romance books, the couple’s attraction feels natural. Not this time. It was heavy-handed and very noticeable. So much so that, combined with Simon’s attitude and personality, it turned me off of the romance.

I ended up skimming more than half of the book. Especially the sex scenes. I usually enjoy sex scenes, but there were too many this time. The same thing goes for the wine and business talk. It ended up being boring and tedious.

The beginning also has other problems. Lots of inconsistencies, from the color of Simon’s eyes – once described as gray and then again compared to lapis lazuli, which is a deep blue – to Austin and Penny being worried about money one minute and then suggesting sending an annoying employee on an all-expense paid weekend trip the next.

Things did get better near the end. I stopped skimming around chapter eleven, which was when the tension began to mount. The reason for the breakup, which is heavily hinted at in the blurb, was clichรฉ but I actually thought it was handled well. As was Simon’s plan to get Austin back. Unfortunately, the ending was abrupt, coming right after the men reconciled.

My final complaint is about the way the first few books are bundled. It leaves out books 2! What the hell? I mean, the books are all about different couples, but still. I didnโ€™t even notice one was missing until I got onto Goodreads.

I’m worried about the next book. It it’s a dud, I’m not going to finish it, and I’ll drop the series.


Be sure to check out the reviews for Brand New Flavor, and Gingerbread Palace.

Review: Brand New Flavor (Delectable #1) by E.M. Lynley

An interesting novella. Could have been better, but a decent introduction to a series about food.

3.5 out of 5 stars

 Ebook. 105 pages. Published November 21st 2012 by Dreamspinner Press

Blurb:

When artisan ice cream maker Jericho Brown first meets food writer Cameron Clay at a charity tasting event, they get along like strawberries and chocolate sauce. Jay’s unique flavors thrill more than Cameron’s jaded palate, but after a delicious encounter in Jayโ€™s delivery truck, where extra-creamy frozen treats are not the only delights sampled, Cameron loses Jayโ€™s contact infoโ€”and any hope of a real date.

Desperate, Cameron convinces his editor to host an artisanal ice cream contest in hopes of drawing out the elusive genius. But more complications threaten to intervene. Will Jay even enter the contest? Or will the chance of a happily ever after melt away? 

Likes:

  • Interesting plot.
  • Short.
  • Hot sex scenes.
  • Versatile couple.
  • The distance Cam went to find Jay.
  • Ice cream.

Dislikes:

  • Lack of physical description at the start.
  • Most of the women were either annoying or mean.
  • Eric is a sociopath.
  • I don’t understand why Eric and Cam repeatedly tried to get their relationship to work.
  • Cam and Jay spent most of the story apart.

I enjoyed the plot of this story. As a fan of desserts of all kinds, a story about an artisanal ice cream maker and a food critic caught my attention right away. Jay and Cam are both interesting guys, and I was rooting for them. Especially since so many people and events conspired to keep them apart.

The novella’s short length meant that the story started off like a shot. The first sex scene happened within a few pages, and while it was hot, the sex happened way too early in the story. Cam had barely been introduced and Jay didn’t even get a physical description before they were naked. And unfortunately, their time together was mostly spent in carnal pursuits, both in that scene and in the story overall. This is especially noticeable since the men spend the bulk of the story apart.

The lengths Cam went through to find Jay again made the story interesting. As were the brief point of view moments from Eric as he tried to mess everything up. I thought the ice cream contest was a great idea. But in terms of typical ‘getting to know you’ romance, this story was lacking.

In a way, Eric played the most important role since he was the one who kept Cam and Jay apart. Eric was great as a bad guy, but his actions as a regular person didn’t really make sense. The one question I kept asking myself was why Eric was so hung up on Cam. For that matter, why did Cam try to make his relationship with Eric keep working? They obviously weren’t a good fit, neither was in love, and both could easily find other guys. So why was Eric so hung up on Cam that he had to wreck everything between Cam and Jay?

Eric’s part in the story wasn’t even wrapped up well. After he finished messing with Jay, he completely disappeared. Even when Cam realized what Eric had done, we didn’t get to see him actually do anything about it. It was a little disappointing.

The women in the story, with the exception of Elaine, were also disappointing. Maya and Kimmy were dumb, giggly stereotypes and Dorothea was a vindictive bitch. In a story with few characters, they stood out in a bad way.

In the end, this story’s short page length saved it. A longer book couldn’t have pulled off keeping the romantic leads apart for all but the first and last chapters. The smut was hot, but I wanted something more from the romance. At least the men were versatile. And I chuckled when one of the characters snapped his phone shut. That was a dead giveaway about the story’s age. Luckily, the rest of it aged well, and I’m looking forward to the next book in the series.


Be sure to check out the reviews for An Intoxicating Crush and Gingerbread Palace.

Review: In Other Wordsโ€ฆMurder (Holmes and Moriarity #4) by Josh Lanyon

While the mystery was weak, I was happy to see the domestic bliss between Kit and J.X.

4 out of 5 stars

Ebook. 215 pages. Published July 13th 2018 by Josh Lanyon

Blurb:

Death reveals all secrets.

Mystery author Christopher Holmes, now comfortably married to sometimes rival, sometimes nemesis J.X. Moriarity, is starting a new career as a true crime writer when threatening anonymous notes start arriving.

Even worse, Christopher’s ex also arrivesโ€”asking for help locating the man he left Christopher for!

It’s lifeโ€”and deathโ€”as usual at Chez Holmes. In other wordsโ€ฆ Murder. 

Likes:

  • Domestic bliss.
  • Kit has changed noticeably for the better.
  • The drama that happens all at once.
  • The good things I’ve come to expect from the series.
  • Kit’s going to write again.

Dislikes:

  • David.
  • The synopsis is misleading.
  • A lot of elements seemed completely piecemeal.
  • The mystery was weak.
  • The ebook ended at 86%

I still love Kit and J.X. Everything about their relationship and personalities that I’ve liked in the previous books is still there. Only better now, because they’ve finally settled into a rhythm of domestic bliss.

There were some really touching moments in the book, as well as examples of how Kit has changed for the better. He’s willing and able to compromise without making a scene first. Will he ever be best friends with Kit’s family, especially his nephew? Probably not. But they can tolerate each other now, which is progress.

However, a point of note. Kit and J.X. are not married yet, despite what the blurb says. Neither is Kit about to start writing true crime novels. He is, however, possibly going to start writing more cozy mysteries again, and that makes me excited for him.

In terms of things going on in this book, there was a lot. Kit’s stalker from the last books shows up, there are creepy clowns, his ex-husband David, a lawsuit, a dead body, a kidnapping, and a deadly game of hide and seek in a field of corn. It made for an entertaining read, but when I finished, I realized how piecemeal everything was.

The mystery itself was weak. This was the first time Kit didn’t find the body himself, which made things feel a little distant. And honestly, the other, non-murder related things easily drew my attention away. Attack clowns? Yeah, that’s where my focus was, in part because it was so strange, but also because it was the most immediate problem.

David also took up a lot of the attention. It was interesting to see him for the first time. He was more sleazy than I expected. But his lack of concern for people, both Kit and Dicky, really showed how callus he is. J.X. is a million times better.

I’m not mad at what mystery there was, but the sleuthing definitely felt like it was on the back burner. The climax of the book was both tense and funny. Only Kit would end up hiding in a field of corn that his would-be murderer then tries to mow down with a tractor.

My last complaint is that the ebook ended at the 86% mark. That’s way too short. It completely caught me off guard. But it lends credence to the idea that the original mystery plot wasn’t enough to carry the book, so other things, like Jerry and the clowns, had to be added to pad the run-time.

Even though the mystery was underwhelming, I still liked this book for the romance between Kit and J.X. I’m looking forward to the next book, which I hope will have a wedding in it.


Be sure to check out the reviews for Somebody Killed His Editor,ย All She Wrote, andย The Boy With the Painful Tattoo.

Review: The Boy With the Painful Tattoo (Holmes and Moriarity #3) by Josh Lanyon

Everything about this book was great, from the mystery to the relationship.

5 out of 5 stars

Ebook. 228 pages. Published October 5th 2014 by Just Joshin

Blurb:

It’s moving day at Chez Holmes. Somehow, against Kit’s better instincts, he and J.X. are setting up house together. But while J.X. is off at a writing conference, Kit unpacks a crate that should contain either old books or new china. It doesn’t. Within the mounds of green Styrofoam popcorn is a dead body. A very dead body.

There goes the neighborhood.

Likes:

  • The relationship between Kit and J.X.
  • The fears that still creep up on Kit.
  • Kit dealing with how he feels about sex.
  • The stalker added tension.
  • Great sex scenes.
  • Great mystery.

Dislikes:

  • J.X. being so sure everything will be fine and that Kit is just overreacting.
  • Some TSTL moments.

I jumped right into this book after finishing the last one โ€“ one of the perks of coming to the series late since there was a four year publishing gap between books two and three. I loved this book even more than the last ones. All the things I liked had been magnified.

First off, the relationship between Kit and J.X. was stronger than ever. They even moved in together, despite Kit’s fears. And at this point, Kit having fears about the relationship is a given. But all his fears are so understandable and relatable that I don’t mind. J.X. is a rising star while Kit feels like he’s fading.

I wish J.X. had been more accepting of what Kit was feeling instead of trying to tell him it was fine. J.X. didn’t understand, and his constant attempts at bland comfort got annoying. There were times when it felt like J.X. thought Kit was overacting about everything and automatically dismissed his concerns out of hand. Sure, Kit overreacts a lot, but not all the time.

The men definitely have things they need to work out in their relationship, but that’s part of the fun of reading about them. Kit’s discoveries about sex and how he feels he should be were powerful. I’ve never read a book where the couple actually discusses the way sex and the societal images of it can make people feel. It truly was a great moment.

 The mystery was great in this book as well. I think this book had the best combination of romance and mystery so far. Add in Kit’s stalker, the new characters introduced, and the new setting, and this book was full to bursting without being overwhelming.

However, there were moments within the context of the mystery that made me cringe. Bad decisions that made me want to scream at Kit. TSTL โ€“ too stupid to live โ€“ is harsh, but honest. It’s a good thing J.X. was there.

I am once again looking forward to the next book in the series.


Be sure to check out the reviews for Somebody Killed His Editor,ย All She Wrote, andย In Other Wordsโ€ฆ Murder.

Review: All She Wrote (Holmes and Moriarity #2) by Josh Lanyon

Kit’s personality is such a good match for me. Loving the drama and murders.

4 out of 5 stars

Ebook. 173 pages. Published December 28th 2010 by Samhain Publishing

Blurb:

Giving screwball mystery a whole deadly new meaning.

A murderous fall down icy stairs is nearly the death of Anna Hitchcock, the much-beloved American Agatha Christie and Christopher Holmes’s former mentor. Anna’s plea for him to host her annual winter writing retreat touches all Kit’s sore spots: traveling, teaching writing classes, and separation from his new lover, J.X. Moriarity.

For J.X., Kit’s cancellation of yet another romantic weekend is the death knell of a relationship that has been limping along for months. But that’s just as well, right? Kit isn’t ready for anything serious and besides, Kit owes Anna far too much to refuse.

Faster than you can say Miss Marple wears boxer shorts, Kit is snooping around Anna’s elegant, snowbound mansion in the Berkshires for clues as to who’s trying to kill her. A tough task with six amateur sleuths underfoot, six budding writers with a tangled web of dark undercurrents running among them.

Slowly, Kit gets the uneasy feeling that the secret may lie between the pages of someone’s fictional past. Unfortunately, a clever killer is one step ahead. And it may be too late for J.X. to ride to the rescue.

Warning: Contains one irascible, forty-year-old mystery writer who desperately needs to get laid, one exasperated thirty-something ex-cop only too happy to oblige, an isolated country manor that needs the thermostat cranked up, various assorted aspiring and perspiring authors, and a merciless killer who may have read one too many mystery novels.

Likes:

  • That Kit is finding all of these murders away from home.
  • The romantic relationship drama.
  • The plot had me guessing.
  • Kit’s personality.

Dislikes:

  • Dissatisfied with what happened to the murderer.

I charged straight through to this book after finishing the last one only to find that Kit and J.X. were basically over. Kit’s many insecurities had once again raised their ugly heads hydra-style, causing the relationship to deflate. That put me in a bleak enough mood to enjoy the frozen, wintery setting even though I’m not a fan of the cold.

Looking into who’s trying to murder his former teacher, as well as running a writer’s workshop, gave Kit plenty to think about without dwelling on J.X. It also makes this book much fuller than the previous one. It definitely felt like there were more possible murder suspects, despite having less people around.

I liked the mystery plot much better in this book. The romance definitely felt secondary this time. It was still important, and even though this book is set three months after the first one, we got to see Kit and J.X. seriously try to make their relationship work for the first time. I thought that was masterfully done. The sex scenes really moved their relationship along, as did all the little ways Kit realized how much J.X. meant to him.

Speaking of Kit, I still love his personality. He’s got major hang-ups, but they all feel reasonable to me. He’s far from perfect, and I like that in my characters. The book made me laugh. Like this passage:

            “[J.X.] scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she’d been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her.”

The murder plot had me guessing the entire way. There were lots of characters and incidents to act as red herrings. What made me give this book a lesser rating than the first was how the murderer was dealt with.

I will say that I like how Kit has found these murders away from home. Sometimes cozies can get a little silly with how many people are murdered in small towns. It feels a little more natural this way.

I’m raring to go read the next book in the series. Hope to see more romantic progress between J.X. and Kit!


Be sure to check out the reviews for Somebody Killed His Editor,ย The Boy With the Painful Tattoo, andย In Other Wordsโ€ฆ Murder.