4 out of 5 stars
E-book. Kindle Unlimited. 360 pages. Published February 18th 2020

Blurb:
Finn
Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part; whatโs going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner, an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it, and Marcusโor as I like to call him, Fangy McFangfaceโwould really prefer to keep it that way. Heโs grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words and I know heโs starting to like me, even if he swears heโs not. But what he doesnโt know is that I didnโt join the unit because I was tired of being a homicide detective, I joined because there is someone after me. Theyโve already taken enough from me and Iโm afraid theyโre going to take all of me if I donโt find someone to help. Thatโs all Marcus was supposed to be, but now, heโs so much more and I canโt imagine my life without him.
Marcus
The moment the pesky human walked through that door, I knew I had to get rid of him. Heโs charming and almost everyone else instantly loves him, but he doesnโt understand how risky it is being part of this unit as a human. But as I get to know the stubborn man, I learn that perhaps heโs not as naive as I once thought. And maybe heโs what I needed to realize there is more to life than just work and my dog. A group arises who is threatening to disrupt the alliance between the humans and the vampires, but Finn is the one who shows me how strong that alliance can be and reminds me why itโs worth protecting. When threats hit closer to home, I realize I would do anything for Finn because heโs brought so much joy to my lifeโand because heโs mine.
This 105k word book contains: A creative use for undergarments, unintentional splits, a wolfhound who just wants to be a part of things, a vertically challenged human who still manages to wrap every vampire he meets around his little finger, the best date ever, possessiveness, really awkward dancing, some workplace revenge, and just a bite or two. Or three.
Likes:
- Snark.
- Finn is an amputee.
- Hooked me fast.
- Good mystery of who Finn is afraid of.
- Both Finn and Marcus were fun characters.
- The romance was enjoyable.
- The smut was good.
- Artie.
- Good side characters.
- Interesting non-romantic plot.
Dislikes:
- Marcus’s personality didn’t seem as defined as Finn’s.
- Marcus was a pain in the ass sometimes.
- The final fight scene was anticlimactic.
- Not as good as some of the other Alice Winters books I’ve read.
- The non-romantic plot felt like it dragged on.
There is a downside to really liking an author’s works โ not everything will be as good. And while I did enjoy this book, it wasn’t as good as Happy Endings or A Supervillain for Christmas.
The snark was on point, which I’ve come to expect from Alice Winters. Finn had the kind of personality where he can really grate on people, until he finally wears them down and they begin to like him. He was definitely my favorite character, but Marcus was good as well.
I think my main issue with Marcus was that his character didn’t feel as defined as Finn’s did. For as old as he was, I expected a little more maturity, but he acted about the same age as Finn. At one point, Finn described Marcus as grumpy and sassy, which is a strange combination. Marcus could also be a major pain in the ass. The only reason he didn’t become unlikeable was because he never managed to get under Finn’s skin.
I enjoyed watching Finn and Marcus get to know each other. They weren’t exactly enemies at the beginning, but they got along about as well as oil and water. One of the great things about Finn was that he not only challenged all of Marcus’s assumptions about humans, but actively proved them wrong.
Finn is a double amputee, and I always like seeing different kinds of people in my romance. Better yet, his prosthetics played a crucial role in the story. It wasn’t like in the Merrychurch Mysteries series where Mike’s prosthetic foot was barely ever mentioned. Finn has a great quote about how he feels about his prosthetics โ “I have so many emotions wrapped around these stupid things that sometimes even I get confused.”
Despite both men getting sections with their point of view, Finn felt more like the main character. He’s got a lot going on in his life to start with, and joining the VRC only added to it. I liked the mystery surrounding his past and the mysterious ‘him’ he was afraid of. But there was one downside. Between the romance, the side plot surrounding Finn’s past, and the non-romantic policework plot, there was a lot in this book. The policework plot was interesting, but sometimes it felt like it was really dragging out.
If I have one major complaint about this book, it was the final fight scene. It was over really fast and felt very anticlimactic. To be fair, the final fight was only with a smaller level boss. The man who hurt Finn is still out there.
Lastly, I have to give a shout out to some great side characters. This is an area where Alice Winters excels. Artie the dog was amazing, and the other vampires working at the VRC turned out great. I am looking forward to getting to Karsyn’s story soon.
Be sure to check out my reviews for the other books in the series, How to Elude a Vampire (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes #2) and How to Lure a Hunter (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes #3).