2.5 out of 5 stars
E-book. 250 pages. Published April 2nd 2015 by Interlude Press (first published March 28th 2015)

Blurb:
As writer of the popular โAsk Erosโ advice column, Simon Beck has an answer to every relationship question his readers can throw at him. When it comes to his own life, the answers are a little more elusiveโuntil computer troubles introduce him to the newest and cutest member of his companyโs IT support team. Simon may be charmed by Benjiโs sweet and unassuming manner, but will he find the answer to the one relationship question he has never been able to solve: how to know when heโs met Mr. Right?
Likes:
- Most chapters start with an Ask Eros question.
- Benji and Simon.
- A fluffy read.
- Reminded me of Sex and the City.
- Nerd references.
Dislikes:
- Low/no tension.
- Ending felt preachy to the point of being a little insulting.
- Some chapters were nothing but sex.
- Saw a lot of the tension coming.
- Tension was always wrapped up fast.
- Romance moved really fast with big time jumps.
- Didn’t get to see the wedding.
- Simon only had one friend.
I enjoyed the majority of this book. The setup was fun and the characters were likeable. But the ending was unsatisfying, preachy, and a little insulting. It negatively colored my perception of the entire book, hence the lackluster rating.
The story gives me Sex and the City vibes, with Simon’s job as the Ask Eros columnist. I was glad that he liked his job, even though it wasn’t exactly hard-hitting journalism. He felt like he was helping people. And I loved that each chapter started with an Ask Eros question and answer.
Benji was adorkable, with his endless supply of random facts and love of nerd culture. The guys were a good fit. I was cheering for them from the start, despite Simon dating someone else at the beginning.
There’s a lot of potential trouble both at the start of the book and throughout it. Enough to keep the plot engaging. Unfortunately, everything gets wrapped up fast. This wouldn’t be a bad thing, except the tension completely disappeared once Simon and Benji move in together. The only thing moving the plot along is Simon’s need to try out different types of sex acts for his new column. Which meant that there were multiple chapters in a row containing nothing of substance.
The romance in this book moved very fast. The first ‘I love you’ came at the 45% mark. Then there was a time skip, and suddenly they’ve moved in together. We don’t get to see a lot of little details about their relationship, like the first time Simon meets Benji’s family, again thanks to time skips. It didn’t bother me when I was reading, but looking back it feels like the author was really focused on ending the story after Benji and Simon had been married a while.
There’s nothing particularly wrong with ending the book beyond where most romance novels have their HEA. If it wasn’t for the preachy vibe, I wouldn’t have minded so much. Of course, we don’t get to see the wedding, which absolutely pissed me off. We got to see Tia’s wedding (she’s Simon’s only friend) but not Simon and Benji’s? That’s a major foul.
The end of the book, both Simon’s point of view and his final Ask Eros, really pushed this idea that boredom and monotony are going to happen in every relationship, that’s the reality, and you just have to deal with it. And while I do agree with that to a certain extent, it made for an incredibly unsatisfying ending. After all the fun types of sex Simon and Benji had, Benji wants to just do a puzzle at night instead.
Maybe I’m just sensitive to this topic because romance readers get shit on by everyone, but the ending felt like it was written by someone who was tired of the cheesy happily ever after endings and decided to show romance readers what ‘real romance’ looks like. Both Simon’s final POV section and his final Ask Eros column were pushing this narrative hard.
“He could get used to boring married life. As long as it’s with Benji.”
“But don’t forget why you were in that rut in the first place: Because sharing your life with someone means sharing everything: the good, the bad, the thrilling and the monotonous. Some days will mean paying bills and picking up prescriptions. Some days will mean handcuffs and blindfolds and riding crops.”
It felt preachy to me. Worse, it felt insulting. Like romance readers don’t know that the romance in novels isn’t what real life looks like, and the author is out to educate us. Including adding seven “Questions for Discussion” at the end. As though this is a book for middle schoolers who need to fully understand the points being made in the book.
The ending negatively colored me entire view of the book. It made me think back and wonder if everything that had happened, all the tension that was wrapped up quickly and not allowed to go anywhere, was because that was what would happen in ‘real life’. The book’s definitely not set up in a typical style and doesn’t flow in a typical way.
I’m sure other people have loved the way this book ends. That it feels realistic. But I don’t read romance to be reminded that everything ends up becoming monotonous. I read to escape the monotony of life. I read romance to watch people fall in love and struggle to make their love work and find compromise. Simon and Benji didn’t have to struggle for their romance. They had an instant connection, smooth sailing with their romance, and didn’t have to compromise at all. For a book that feels like it’s trying so hard to show what ‘real romance’ looks like, that’s a glaring failure.



